gotta want it
why is it chronically happy people think you are doing something wrong by being unhappy? They think you are unhappy because you don’t want to be happy? I’m pretty sure I want to be happy. Yup just checked and verified.. I in fact DO want to be happy.
hey I’ll be the first guy on the happy-wagon .. .just gimme a reason
maybe I don’t want it bad enough…. wait… I’ll try harder…..oops .. no .. still got a communist in the white house but it does smell funny in here now.
I’ll try harder .. I reeeeeeeaaaaalllly want it bad (gonna get some spam hits on that one)… nope still chronically ill.
I think chronically happy people need prune juice.. cuz they’re full of shit. Can you make your own prune juice at home.. for medicinal purposes? Probably not in California. Is that covered under the new mandatory health care coverage? It must be .. cuz I read enough of it to know denial and being full of shit are key components of the bill.
You know what’ll make me happy?
- If the police don’t accidentally shoot my dog or my daughter.
- If my friends don’t get arrested for planning a seditious ‘what if’ contingency attack
- If people learn how to spell vote before they attempt it
- If stupid people stop graduating with honors.
- If freedom and equality get applied to all citizens equally
5a. all you other folks can take your ass home or do the paperwork
5b. do me a favor and take a liberal whiner with you on your way out they don’t like it here anyway.