DiHydrogen Oxide

From the DiHydrogen Monoxide Research Division website

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

DHMO.org has much more information at their site.
my own research has shown:

People carry it into our National Parks, churches, and playgrounds with no permit and many have no proper training.

Children are exposed in schools on a daily basis.

Athletes consume large quantities in order to improve their performance.

It washes up on our Beaches.

Its in our homes and is almost never kept under lock and key.

You can purchase DiHydrogen Oxide at ANY gunshow; without a background check.

The government has placed ZERO restrictions on the private sale of DiHydrogen Oxide.

Felons, career criminals, even the mentally ill consume this substance. Often many times a day.

It causes the erosion of our nation’s cropland.

Its responsible for the destruction of homes, vehicles, bridges and roadways.

Our landfills are saturated with DiHydrogen Oxide containers that will be there for years.

Extremists routinely have stockpiles in their homes or even hundreds of gallons in man made reservoirs on their property.

Children and even adults die every year when overexposed.

Accidental exposure in the home or workplace can cause loss of balance resulting in permanent injury and falls.

Thousands of city and state workers are tasked each year with the removal of DiHydrogen Oxide from our streets and roadways.

Countless studies have been done to try and understand the effects global warming will have on the levels of DiHydrogen Oxide world wide.

DiHydrogen Oxide is in our food and in our beverages. Livestock is routinely exposed to large quantities and many crops are transformed by this substance.

DiHydrogen Oxide cannot be removed with regular soap and water.

Many immigrants to the US realize even before they reach our border that DiHydrogen Oxide is a major obstacle.

In many places DiHydrogen Oxide can even be seen from space.

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the despair from this knowledge is the sort of thing that can drive you to drink.

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Posted on March 14, 2009, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. All true. I am a certified professional in working with it, holding an Illinois Class A license for dealing with it in its raw form, and Illinois Class 1 license for dealing with it as waste. Nasty stuff, tricky to deal with. After working with it for 34 years, I lost my nerve and retired.

  2. Yeah, it’s a lot of the reason I drink too.

  3. OrangeNeckInNY

    Yeah, add some potash and fat to DiHydrogen Oxide and it’ll be enough to make the hippies cringe in fear.

  4. What was it that W.C. Fields said? “I never drink the stuff. Fish make love in it.”

    No license at the gun show. Heh.

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